Sorry for the absence!

Sincere apologies for those who may have been wondering why I haven't released any posts recently. The answer is that I have been working on launching a new site that will be completely created, managed and updated by myself and this process is taking me much longer than I had first anticipated.

Without giving too much away, I am basically looking to continue delivering what I do best-giving advice to young adults to show them why 'progression is a must' is more than just a motto. Also, I plan on introducing more visual/video aspects to make my blog more engaging etc.

Please bare with me on this, I'm doing this solely to provide my readers with a better experience as I have really appreciated the feedback generated thus far and plan to elevate my blog to a new level.

Anyways, the more I talk about it, the less I can be about it but fingers crossed, I'll be directing you to my brand new site real soon!

- Mr. Adz -

Live & Maintain: Part 3- Stunting

Key terms explained:

1. Stunting

Verb; To show off one's wealth or the appearance of wealth, aware it may cause ill feelings and or envy in others. 

2. Stunt

Verb; to floss or to “ball so hard mothafuckas wanna find you” (That shit cray!).

3. Stunter

Noun; Someone who engages in the act of stunting.

I thought it would make sense to set this final part of the 'Live & Maintain' 3-part special with a definition of this remarkable concept. From reading parts 1 & 2 you knew that you should be Saving and I know you knew too well about Spending but what do you REALLY know about Stunting? Fear not, I'm here to tell you...

For one, the word also means different things in other contexts such as 'false' or 'pretending'. However, keeping up with the two previous blogs, this context will look at the term ‘stunting’ in the financial sense. 

How to tell if you’re a stunter:

1. Do you take numerous photos of material possessions and publish them for the world to see? 

You know those photos on Instagram where the person artistically shows off their designer top, jeans, watch, belt and trainers all in one image and have the cheek to put "just chilling" as the caption. Or those girls who twist up their ankles to ensure the red bottoms of their Loubs are prominent in the shot just so you know that they own a pair? This is stunting.

2. (To the ladies specifically): Have you perfected what I describe as the 'chicken wing' arm? 

This is how I see ladies cradling their bags so that it swings flawlessly from the elbow for all to see? This to me is stunting. Not so much due to the designer but more about how they carry themselves because of the bag. Are you carrying your Louis bag or is it carrying you? 

3. Do you dress head to toe in matching designer? 

You know those guys who are always Gucci’d out. Whether it is in a rave or in the library they're a walking brand ambassador. I'm talking: the woolly hat, scarf, shades, top, belt and even shoes to match. Why you even would need to wear the full winter collection to a sweat-box uni rave eludes me completely. Or to make matters worse, the brothers who wear Gucci, Louis & Prada all AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!! 

Stunters! –the lot of ‘em. 

All jokes aside, as funny as it is to describe, I actually chose to write about this topic for a good reason. Stunting is a real problem and without excluding any of my readers, especially for young Black people...

I've always been astounded by what we choose to do with our money. It could be argued that when a Black person has a bit of money to spend, a large proportion of the time that money is spent on buying something to show their peers that we’re living a certain life or can afford to buy certain things, (regardless of whether or not this is actually true). We buy flashy cars only to drive back to council flats, tuck our tops into our belts to showcase the designer and go into unplanned overdraft in order to fund the purchase of exotic hair: 

"Don't get it twisted, this aint Remy, this is the finest hair this side of Rio de Janeiro. Straight Braz bay-bee!" 

Really?

What I find mind-boggling about it all is we have a tendency to forget who we're buying these things for. Are you buying for yourself or are you buying to show off to others? Are you buying that designer item because you genuinely believe it’s nice and can afford it or are you purchasing it to show that you have it and to portray to others that you can afford it? Ladies, why must you explain the origin of your weave? 

Instead of sharing a story about the travels your purchased hair has been on, why not just glue a label that says "Made in Peru" or stitch the National flag onto your scalp- surely it'll save you having to promote? If you really bought the hair because of its quality why should you have to state its exclusivity? Unless someone explicitly asks you where you got your weave from I'd have to conclude that the reason you're telling them is to seek some sort of "ooooh, ahhhh" recognition or portray the idea of being better.

Similarly my fellow men, if your designer belt is "just a belt" why have you tucked your trench coat inside your jeans? I'm sure if your belt was from Peacocks it would be a different story entirely. Speaking from personal experience of owning one, I know that these expensive belts are bought mainly for stunting reasons. Sure it may be fine leather and last a long time but there are also belts of similar if not higher quality for much less money. If you got the belt solely with the intent of holding up your jeans with a bit of quality why is it that you copped the most flamboyant of all designs? Big buckles draw attention to the designer and of course yourself but what a tacky way of doing so- especially when you're not even being paid for your services to the brand. 

What I'm trying to emphasise is that the concept of purchasing items only to flaunt to others is nonsensical. We're spending money to promote brands and luxury goods at the expense of others. Its’ intriguing that we'd rather spend money trying to put others down and make them feel inferior as opposed to trying to elevate each other. I'm not saying that this is the direct intention every time someone stunts but it is certainly true of some. 

How to avoid Stunting: avoid being ostentatious with your purchases 

Os·ten·ta·tious 

Adjective: Characterized by vulgar or pretentious display. 

In other words, being ostentatious means to display an appearance that is flashy or tasteless. Having an outfit of full Louis V monogram print, wearing the shiniest jewellery or donning the largest sized logos would all be examples of this type of behaviour. Some may be wondering what's wrong with doing this if you like to but I'd just like to ask you this quick question: How many times have you seen wealthy non-Black people showing off their wealth by wearing big name brands for all to see? Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs all being prime examples. If these people who can easily afford to stunt but choose not to, what makes us as young adults living completely opposite lives feel we can justify it? Moreover, why do we do it and what are we trying to accomplish? 

It is no surprise why some may struggle ever to have a good lifestyle they can maintain because instead of saving the money or investing it they'd rather buy something to make them look like they have money- how does this make any sense? 

I had to stop myself a few weeks ago from purchasing the re-released Jordan 4’s because I couldn't justify why I wanted them other than the fact I knew people would wonder where I got them from and secretly hate me when they realised they were sold out by the time they’d even seen them on me. Before I pressed ‘add to basket’, I thought to myself: after I post photos of them online, wear them a few times to get one or two people asking me where I got them from, the novelty will run out and I’d still be down £105 because I wanted to stunt. It's not by force we must buy every "exclusive" product out- this is just clever marketing to target the vulnerable who'd rather fill up their wardrobes than fill up their mum's kitchen- US! 

Why do we Stunt? 

I feel that we're influenced heavily by the culture we can most easily identify with- popular culture. By that I don't mean pop music but rather what is popular to us in terms of all influences. Music for instance- I'm a massive Hip Hop fan but I think that too often we can get lost in the lyrics and music videos some artists publish where they brag about drinking expensive champagne, driving cars worth houses and getting customised/exclusive attire. This is all great and fine for them because for most, that life wasn't the same for them growing up so they feel stunting now makes sense. However, for us, our lives aren't like that now yet we still choose to stunt and emulate these same people. Whether that means drug dealing, being fraudulent, using others to buy us things or draining our student loans- we too feel the need to stunt. 

The choice of whether or not to stunt is one for us to make at the end of the day. Although I may have specifically directed my attention to young Black people, do not for one second believe that this trait is restricted just to this group of people or that it is an innate part of our biological make-up. I just find that compared to all the other races, we would rather spend money proving our wealth as opposed to creating it through hard work, sharing it with others or better yet, providing others with the secrets to create their own.

In the future, if you do feel the need to stunt just ask yourself "who am I stunting for?" Buying things now that are too expensive or frankly unnecessary purchases isn't going to help you get the lifestyle you're trying to display. Live life as fulfilling as you possibly can whilst maintaining a solid, financial foundation that your future can be built upon. If that can be achieved, further down the line you’ll probably discover that you can genuinely afford all of these lavish items you seek but hopefully by then you would have realised why they aren't even important. Everyone deserves a treat now and again and of course I too have some expensive items in my collection but just use your head, spend only what’s left after saving don’t make stunting an excuse not to save. 

So to conclude this topic: 

1- Try to SAVE more 

2- Try to SPEND less 

3- Try to STUNT minimally 

... and that in my opinion my friends is how to Live & Maintain. 

Mr. Adz

Live & Maintain: Part 2- Spending

Last week, I wrote about the importance of Saving but for those who haven't read it, click here to read it now.

Unlike Saving, Spending is the one 'S' out of the three that we probably know the best. It's hard to think of a time where we haven't spent money for longer than a 48 hour period. From the dawn of civilisation, people have spent in exchange for something else. From gold, cotton to even people being sold as slaves. It could be argued that as long as you can get the money for it, anything can be purchased.

Before this becomes a history lesson, let's fast forward to the present day. Consumerism has taken over society and we're spending more than ever before. Double-dip recession what? If we want something we all find ways of finding the money to spend on it, whether those means are legitimate or not is another topic entirely.

So what's wrong with spending?

Nothing. There are so many necessary products and services that provide basic, beneficial roles in our day to day lives that cost money to be produced so of course we need to spend money to obtain them. There are also hundreds of thousands of products that although not contributing directly to our quality of life, make it more enjoyable, productive & interesting.

There is however something very wrong with having to justify the money you just spent, especially if is justifying it to yourself... This usually occurs when Spending becomes 'Silly Spending'- when the desire of buying something overrides the logical reasoning for not purchasing it.

Silly Spending.

For my 21st Birthday last year I purchased something I had wanted for a few years prior but couldn't justify its purchase. I have this mental wish list called the 'one day I will have...' and it was right up there along with a Segway scooter & a date with Christina Millian, only this was much more realistic (and more necessary to me at the time).

So.... what was this luxury gift I had been hungry for? A new car maybe? A 3D TV perhaps to takeover my whole box room? Or even a very nice holiday away?... 

None of the above I'm afraid. What I wanted was so much more attractive to me at the time...

                                              

- I got myself a Gucci belt.

So the time had arrived. I was en route to West End to get my baby. For the half hour or so that I was in the Flagship store on Old Bond Street store I pretended I was the same as the other customers in the store. A luxury purchase was just chicken change to me and not something that would actually dent my pockets. Trying on jackets that I knew I couldn't afford and having the sales assistant point out matching shoes that I knew I couldn't buy was just part of me lying to myself & trying to condition my mind into believing this purchase wasn't a silly one. 

Having known which one I'd wanted for years, me trying on a few different options was pointless but as the saying goes "when in Rome, do as the Romans do".

As I parted ways with £200 of my hard-earned cash at the till, I felt a piece of me tear away. No this wasn't the money being plucked from my pocket, this was a bit of rational thinking breaking loose but I still proceeded and paid for my new belt. 

Immediately after I left the store I felt nothing. 

"Is this it?"

I asked myself. All those years of wanting it and now the feeling of owning a Gucci belt had left me feeling no better than when I had entered the store. If anything, I felt worse considering I was £200 down. I had planned to feel spicier than a 5'5 Blackanese babe in denim shorts, eating an extra spicy 1/4 chicken at Nando's. Instead, what I felt was lemon & herb at best. Of course I did what a lot of us would do in that situation. No not march back in the store and return it- I found a way of justification.

Justifying Spending. 

"You're only 21 once. You've earned a treat. It's a quality piece that will last you for years." 

These were the words I told myself. I even called my good friend for them to reinforce my reasoning. Having just purchased an even more expensive gift for them self, I thought they'd be the ideal person to reassure me that I hadn't lost the plot. This they did and did well. It was like I was seeking their approval for my spending and by them agreeing with the above reasons was like them signing off my expense and making it acceptable.

Now I know I am not the only one who does this. There are times when you've bought or are thinking about buying something and for some reason or not you can't entirely explain why you should get it. Nine times out of ten its because its too expensive or just isn't that necessary so we come up with ways to explain the thinking behind it. I have a good friend who says:

"If you couldn't afford to pay for it twice, you shouldn't buy it once." 

I think its a bit extreme & not entirely accurate but I see the logic behind it. Whatever the case, you shouldn't have to present an argument as to why you should buy something even if you're pitching that argument to yourself. If in doubt, leave it out which is why the same belt in question ended up on Ebay a few months later. Granted I lost about £50 on it, but at least I had recovered £150 to be more wisely spent.

Spending within your means/avoiding Silly Spending.

I'll stress again, there's nothing wrong with spending- as long as you can afford to.

Scenario 1: You're a student. You eat value bread and top it with 33% ham. Ribena or dilute squash is a luxury. Yet with all this being the case you 'need' a new outfit for the coach rave you had to borrow money to buy tickets for.

Is this life?

Scenario 2: You've just bought a nice new car and everyone loves it but of course it doesn't pay for itself. Realising that on the rare occasion you actually receive petrol money from your new found friends who  now always have "motives" for you, it will never be substantial. Having a car shouldn't become a trade-off between petrol money and having enough to buy food to eat. It could seem as if the car is driving you if you can't seriously provide the means to look after both it and yourself to a decent level.

You should never be unable to provide financial support for your loved ones just because you spent that money on a silly purchase:

Scenario 3: Your mum's in a bit of a tight spot and you'd love to help but you 'need' a new designer jacket. 

Last time I checked, you could get decent jackets without breaking the bank so that response would be pretty weak but I do understand, it happens. 

Notice how I put the word "need" in inverted commas? That's because too often we confuse needs with wants and start to believe that by spending on certain things we'll actually be able to satisfy a need. The problem with this though is that with every need satisfied, a new one replaces it- especially when these needs have been manufactured. Remember:

 "If you don't learn to appreciate what you currently have, you'll forever be lacking."

Spending vs Saving.

Having disposable income is a must. Its great to have money put aside so you can spend on whatever you feel like. If you've already worked out your outgoings and put some money away then by all means spend without having to clench you bum cheeks & hold your stomach at the till. Just ask yourself this:

"Would the money I'm spending on this be better off saved or invested elsewhere?"

Purchasing something that adds no value (sentimental, personal or economical) is just plain foolish. Yes ladies you can buy yourself new UGG boots, but how great will they look if you can't even afford to replace your ripped leggings or body lotion for those ashy knees?

Guys-being head to toe in Louis V may be cool but not when I see you in McDonald's using your student discount to get a free cheeseburger. If you can afford to look the best then you should be able to afford to eat the best too.

There's nothing bad about Living, just make sure you remember to Maintain also. 

'Stunting' is the third 'S' & the last instalment of the 'Live & Maintain' topic which will be focused on next week so stay blessed & keep posted.

Mr. Adz

Live & Maintain: Part 1- Saving

It would be a myth to think that I could explain how I feel its best to Live & Maintain all in one post. So therefore this is the first instalment of the 3 S' Trilogy- (Saving, Spending & Stunting). Saving- by far the most important yet most overlooked aspect of this topic.

Good financial management and young people seem to be as familiar with each other as an overweight person and a vegetable salad. The problem with this is that like it or not, money moves the world whilst a lack of it moves nothing.

Look at the financial crisis for instance- the mismanagement of money had global ramifications that have affected us in ways many of us are yet to understand. What seems even harder to grasp though is how much money we are literally squandering away each and every day. 

In my other post, Y.O.L.O. (apparently) I described an increasingly worrying epidemic- one of which I feel is directly responsible for how we view money currently. Too often we are living for the moment and not giving a rat's ass about the future. Life is for living, but a life with low financial security? I cant imagine that being a very pleasurable existence.

I remember my first job in JD Sports in West End *smiles reminiscently*. I was so excited about the prospect of not only working for the same company I'd spent hundreds of pounds with but more importantly having a regular source of income from them. To sweeten the deal (or make matters worse) I was getting paid weekly. So naturally, as any responsible, young 17 year old would have done at the time I set up a savings account and moved most of my income to my savings account each month.

                                                                     

                                                                               YEAH RIGHT !

I saved absolutely nada for like half of my time there. Being surrounded by the latest trainers & sportswear was a constant source of temptation that I couldn't resist, especially not when I would receive 25% off. I mean it's not like I was spending someone else's money? This wasn't money I'd robbed or inherited, this was my own money from my own hard work- what I did with it was my perogative... Or so I thought.

It wasn't until my mum walked into my room one day and saw her worst nightmare. No I am not referring to alcohol, drugs or even a weapon, I'm talking about boxes upon boxes of brand new trainers stacked on top of each other. She was fuming and didn't hesistate to verbally rip me apart about how I had handled my money.

No this wasn't an actual photo but you get the point! 

"Don't save what is left after spending, spend what is left after saving"- Warren Buffet

I wish my mum would have said this as eloquantly as Warren Buffet and avoided making me feel stupid but the overall message was the same. She pointed out that instead of me putting money aside for a rainy day, I had decided that today was more important. Having the latest footwear made me look good and feel even better so why not spend the money on myself after all, that's Self-Investment right? Wrong! (Click here for my blog post on this).

In these troubling times, prices are at an all time high and are only set to rise further. I remember the day when finding a £1 coin meant you could get a packet of crisps, chocolate bar, can drink and some sweets whereas now you'd be lucky to get any two of these without haggling with the shop keeper (which can be quite time-consuming and embarrassing).

In order to live just a decent life you need to have a small amount in savings so how do we get off expecting million pound lifestyles when our bank accounts are currently in overdraft? It just isn't happening I'm afraid.

Thinking ahead.

So recently me and Lacey went our separate ways. It was an emotional experience to see the girl you've become so attached to going off with some random bloke she just met but it had to be done... I had to sell my first car.

And bye bye to my J. Cole album I left inside the CD player 

It all came down to me being realistic with myself. Yes driving is a great convenience, but when that benefit becomes more expensive than helpful it's time to call it a day. MOT renewal, insurance renewal, parking fines, miscellaneous costs and not to mention the increase of petrol prices were all indicators that it would be a much wiser idea to sell my car, cut off all related expenses and save that money up. Going from an employed man on placement back to a broke ass student again next year won't be a smooth journey but I believe these type of decisions cushion the ride.

Setting money aside.

Each time I get paid, I aim to put around 70% of this into my savings where I will not be tempted to touch it. Although very painful, I'm motivated by the fact that I know it will only help me further on down the line. Also, it's good to see extra digits in your bank account instead of seeing minuses.

Try to agree with yourself a realistic amount that you can save each month and start that rainy day fund because you honestly never know what tomorrow holds. Having a healthy amount of savings is like always having at hand; an umbrella, wellies, sun shades, 3/4 shorts, wooly hat & a jacket for whatever type of weather tomorrow brings, rainy day or not- you'll be prepared.

Every little does help.

Similarly, have a piggy bank. I used to honestly hate brown coins and would do anything to get rid of them (even throwing them away at times) until I realised that if I stored all my lower value coins away, after a year or so I'd have a decent amount to do with what I please so this is another simple way we can all save. Every now and again why not throw a couple of silver coins in there too, in fact go on, throw in a £1 coin into the mix- you know you want to.

"Yeah man, I'm not even trying to spend right now, I'm saving up for a mortgage"

My actual face when this statement's said

This comment angers me inside whenever I hear it as it doesn't even make sense. This makes me wonder if they even know what they're on about. Whether they think it just sounds cool to say or whether it makes them believe that they're clued up.

A mortgage is a type of loan and you can't 'buy' loans. What you can do though is save up for a deposit that you will have to surrender to get a mortgage and this starts from £10K+ depending on the value of the property so no time better than the present.

Get your credit game up.

We've been taught that credit cards are bad, they cause debts blah, blah, blah. This is false. The cards themselves do nothing, rather it is how we use them that does everything else. One thing they're good for is boosting our credit rating which banks look at when deciding on whether or not to give us a loan. So do not think that just because you have a deposit it's in the bag- far from, your credit rating plays a big role. For those still cautious about credit cards, either read a great article on moneysavingexpert.com (click here)  or try other methods of credit boosting such as taking out mobile phone line rentals, paying back overdrafts on time and a few others.

It doesn't end there...

This is only 1 of 3 parts of the 'Live & Maintain: 3 S'. Trilogy. Our purchasing decisions and what we do with our purchases go hand in hand with how we save so be sure to check out the next posts on the second and third 'S'- Spending & Stunting.

- Mr. Adz -

Greener Grass

As far as I'm aware the source of this saying is unknown but it is likely to be undoubtedly one saying that has been repeated by everyone reading this: 

"The grass is always greener on the other side."


                  

Have you ever looked out over your back garden (those fortunate enough to own one) and compared your grass to that of your neighbours? I recall growing up in Kent admiring the glorious green on the right side of our fence and turning a similar colour with envy (excuse the cheesy pun). Looking back at my own patchy, dry and uneven grass I would imagine what it would be like to have that garden. I mean if the grass was that green surely life in general must be equally as bright? 

Right???

It's funny to think that my first encounter with the infamous saying was due to a literal example of grass actually being greener but life soon taught me that I would find myself either being told or telling someone of this for many years to come.

This is one saying that doesn't have to be bludgeoned to death with a descriptive overview of its true meaning. Something that we don't have always seems more attractive to us- plain and simple.

Attending a church event on Friday 11th May led by Pastor Rich Wilkerson Jr. really put this in a new light for me...

"If the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you're not watering yours enough?"

                                            

Greener grass in relationships:

The below picture sums it up amazingly. How many of us have been a singleton in a what appears to be a world full of couples? Single life is meant to be fun, seeing as many people as you want; not having the obligation of answering to nor checking up on someone and just being FREEEEEEEEEE! 

So.... why is it that when you finally are single you cant help but notice that even the ugliest or rudest of your friends seem to be in loving relationships? I mean, this makes no sense whatsoever :s surely life should be more enjoyable for a bachelor or bachelorette after all, Y.O.L.O !

If only you had a boyfriend or girlfriend to... then your life could finally take off to that next step. I mean everything's going well for you; you own a car; steady income; doing fairly well in uni; no kids (or at least none that you know of) and most importantly, you're a pretty good catch if you did say so yourself. For those who might not have figured, I just described myself (minus the lack of clarification regarding offspring) as I too used to adopt this mentality from time to time- I'm only human :(

"If you look for someone to fill a void, you'll forever be empty."

Believing that someone could complete you is just backwards, even in a marriage. When two people say their vows, we would say that on this day 2 have become 1. If having a partner meant that you were completed then surely that means you started off as half a person? I know I sure am not .5 of a man- not in this life anyway.

On the contrast, you could have had the experience of being in a relationship which may even be fruitful or at least satisfactory enough for you to remain in it but looked at your single friends with bitterness in your heart. They always seem so happy. I mean it's not like they have the issues of arguing with their partners, if one of their links pisses them off they have the option of cutting contact with them and moving on to the next one. Not to mention they never have to worry about paying for birthday presents, romantic gestures and all those lovey-dovey things that couples do together (often at the male's expense).

Green eyes cause a bitter heart:

What started off as an admiration for the other side of the grass soon turns into a desire for it consequently causing envy and those who try their utmost to downplay this feeling can become bitter inside. If you were so happy being single then why would seeing others in a relationship cause you to feel a way? 

"All these loved up couples make me sick with their public displays of affection KMT" 

Do not be fooled, although the above may be honestly felt and shared by singletons worldwide I reckon  that each person who says it is secretly jealous for one reason or another. Perhaps they remember a time when they too behaved like that or possibly they would at least like the option of being like that, albeit not to the same degree. 

Don't  be ugly.

Bitterness is always ugly and no matter what side of the fence you're standing on, it never has been an attractive quality. You don't exactly attract people by sharing your disgust for relationships nor do you keep a good relationship by comparing your life to that of your single friends. 

Water your own damn grass!

As opposed to staring at your neighbours green grass, why not spend that time watering your own? I mean after all, beautiful green grass isn't a miracle. As long as time is taken in applying the required elements no doubt that yours too will be green if not greener. Also, just because grass may appear greener from a distance, this doesn't mean that it truly is. Save time in worrying about the other side of the fence and just tighten up yours- for all you know someone is probably dying to have a garden like yours so value what you do have even if you strive for better. I see nothing wrong with a motivated gardener.

Expectation

"When someone has been given much, much will be required in return; and when someone has been entrusted with much, even more will be required". Luke 12:48

In my opinion, expectation is one concept that is rarely subject to debate despite the fact it plays such a pivotal role in all of our lives. We all expect things. We expect to be treated in a respectable manner. We expect our families to love us unconditionally. We expect to be looked after by those we class as friends. With these examples being common, they are only a handful of the hundreds of thousands of expectations we hold. 

Two particular aspects of this that inspired this post specifically are Our Expectations of Handouts & Our Expectations in Relationships. 

Our Expectations of Handouts.

There's no such thing as a free meal. (Especially for me)...

About a year ago my Magnus Ents bros and I held the second instalment of our variety showcase 'Show M.E. Love'. As one of our give-aways, we teamed up with a Caribbean restaurant in Birmingham to be a sponsoring partner. A month or so after the show, myself and another member of M.E. were in the area with rumbling bellies. What better opportunity to talk about how successful the show went; ask how business was going and discuss potential future partnerships right? 

Wrong!

Honestly speaking, if I told you that I wanted to go in order to discuss business and other networking prospects then I would be flat out lying. When my belly starts eating itself, hunger dominates any rational thought process and this mental imbalance was only exacerbated by the fact that my bro (whom I was out with) had got a free meal the last time he visited them on 'business'. Due to this, I naturally concluded  that as we were business partners, my own free meal was owed too. 

After the owner had spent nearly 45 minutes talking to us about his business portfolio, cracking jokes and talking us through the menu we had decided to get two of the most popular dishes and waited eagerly to receive them. Still laughing from the jokes we had been sharing, the owner brought the food over to us and asked us who had ordered what. My boy answered first, received his food and asked him how much it would be. Smiling, the owner informed him that he "was good" so for the second time in a row he got a free meal. 

Smiling and feeling like I had finally discovered the benefit of running events I held out my hand to collect my own free meal with my 32 teeth gleaming from ear to ear. 

Then the owner paused and looked at the menu...

 "Yours will be.... Errrrrrmmmmm..... £7.50 please" 

Reconstruction of my actual face at the time

Reluctantly digging in my pocket, I managed to have just enough to pay for my meal feeling like I had just been groomed and molested only to feel even worse by the tears of laughter streaming from my boys face. He said he was 'shocked' but not shocked enough to avoid bursting out with laughter in my face. -___- 

I hadn't embarked on spending anything and it was just by luck I even had enough on me. «« Can you imagine what I just said? In other words, I hadn't planned  on spending any money in that restaurant and I expected that I would get a free meal like it was some soup kitchen. Why? What made me believe that I deserved a free meal? Just because my boy had left a positive impression on the owner I felt that due to association, I too would be treated the same. This is a common expectation and one that we need to change ASAP!

We're so quick to state what we expect from others especially when its something that is 'rightly owed' in our eyes. But instead of thinking like that and potentially avoiding disappointment, why not ask "what have I done to deserve it?"

There literally is no such thing as a free meal. God helps those who help themselves and the same can be said for life in general. Without working for or earning something, expecting to obtain it is like expecting to win the lottery without even buying a ticket. Expectation can only occur once there has been an exchange between it and hard work. Instead of walking through life with a virtual hand open ready to collect, why not put that hand to use and start grafting for your own meal? The people who do the most for others rarely expect anything in return yet these are the people that are often very fortunate and highly blessed- it isn't by chance. 

Our Expectations in Relationships. 

 "I don't understand, they just changed. The relationship used to be so different. I really didn't expect them to make me feel like this..."

How many times have you heard a variation of the above statement? I reckon it is one of the most common sayings stated after a sweet relationship has turned sour. Again, this stems from the topic of this blog post. The battle that is Expectations vs Reality is a fight we all must contest in whether we like it or not. There are so many ways to ensure you come out of this duel victorious, but then again things are always easier said than done... 

1. Don't expect change in others. 

You meet someone and you're instantly fascinated by so many aspects of them. Your paths are similar. Your backgrounds are similar. This is the person who you believe could be... dare I say it?... The 'one'. But there's an issue. Something about them just doesn't sit well with you. Perhaps they are a bit too outspoken. They have too many friends of the opposite sex. Maybe they don't give you the amount of attention you'd like and they call you too sporadically for your liking. But not to worry, after a few weeks or months, you'll be able to show them why you don't like that aspect and because you're so fantastic they'll now change how they've been before they knew your ass even existed. 

Really? This is what you think? Cool, cool- let me know how that goes! 

Don't ever for a second think like this, it is a prerequisite for feeling like a fool further down the line. If you see smoke, don't expect there not to be fire. Without being sexist, or generalising an entire sex- (which I am against strongly), I feel this is a trait that tends to be present amongst more females than males- (don't attack me before hearing me out). 

I've heard of so many occasions where women have tried to change men to suit them and they believe that although they have negative aspects that really piss them off in the beginning- all shall be well in the end. Turning a bad boy good is the most common example of this. 

The same can be said of men though. If you met a girl who was wild, loved partying or was a bit too flirty at the start, don't expect a reserved, humble and quiet girlfriend. Like the saying goes, "you can't make a ho a house-wife." Harsh but too damn true! People can change but don't expect them to. 

2. Managing Expectations. 

Besides from not trying to change your partner. Make sure you do not raise an expectation far higher than what could be reached in reality. If you're opening the door for your lady on the first date, checking on her all the time and perfectly fine with her having male friends make sure you stick to this. 

Similarly ladies, if you're looking after your guy well,well; cooking for him; always ensuring that you look your most presentable and just being as nice as you possibly can please just make sure that this charade can be played out forever. Don't allow people to see a side of you that you know deep down is not an actual representation of your character. Anything done, said or shown in the beginning stages should be maintained throughout the entirety of a relationship. 

Again, this is so easy for someone to say but much harder to practice. However if achieved, you'll soon notice that although you may not have as many potential candidates, your recruitment selection will be so vigorous that you would have ensured only the best fruit make the basket- no rotten apples here! 

The depth of this concept couldn't fully be explored without causing my fingers and thumbs to bleed. But then again, you didn't expect me to cover everything now did you?

Film Review: Marvel's Avengers Assemble (2012)

Back when life was one big adventure...

One thing that many of you may not know about me is that growing up I was a ridonculous fan of all things Marvel. Comic books, action figures, cartoons... the whole shabang; I had it. So when word broke of the official UK release date for 'Marvel's Avengers Assemble' being this month I must say all of the childhood nostalgia came flushing back. 


Let's start with the basics...


UK Release Date: April 26th 2012


Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi


Age Certificate: 12 A


Run time: 2 h 22 min


Directed By: Joss Whedon


Written By: Joss Whedon, Zak Penn, Stan Lee, Jack Kirby


Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, Tom Hiddleston, Jenny Agutter, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany & Robert Downey Jr.


Produced By: Kevin Feige

My Rating: 8.9/10

Still from movie: The Avengers mid-battle

Synopsis:

The story revolves around the traditional superhero theme: the Earth is in trouble and set to face certain doom without the help of a brave superhero or in this case superheroes. 

Headed by Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), S.H.I.E.L.D is a secret organisation that even the FBI & CIA couldn't dictate orders to. A special agency with the sole task of protecting the World's security at all costs. So when even they proved out of their bounds with a sudden extraterrestrial attack, it was time to call on an elite team of superheroes.

Cue the Avengers; a collection of four of the most revered superheroes ever to grace the memories of children and adults alike across the globe: Captain America (Chris Evans); Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.); Thor (Chris Hemsworth) & The Incredible Hulk (Mark Ruffalo). For good measure two of the worlds most deadliest assassins are also scrambled in to aid the fight for humanity played by Scarlett Johansson & Jeremy Renner. 

I have to say, with all of the hype surrounding this release I was very eager to see whether or not the real film would live up to the hysteria and I was pleasantly surprised to say it ruddy well did!

The first giveaway that the film was going to be good was that it was in 3D, the only thing better than seeing your favourite superheros kick the crap out of some alien pricks is seeing slimy alien blood splash onto the screen as they do it! :-D

Secondly, Scarlett Johansson. Need I even say more? She is easily one of the sexiest women in Hollywood so to see her playing a Russian spy turned American assassin instantly captivated my attention. Not only was she the main eye-candy but more importantly she played her character beautifully.  I must say although I know her suit was padded at the back, boy oh boy did she look great in it! 


Oh yeah!... I would!... THRICE!!!

Scarlett Johansson as 'Black Widow' #Phwoaar!

Anyways.... back to the film, (I often get distracted when I'm perving).


Comical Aspects:

The main thing that I like about the movie is that it actually isn't that cheesy in my opinion, the re-occurring theme is the battle of egos between the avengers (minus The Hulk) which only gets funnier as the movie goes on. In fact, comedy was an integral part of the reason why this film got such a high review, there are some real gems that pop up throughout the film that had me and the audience in stitches.

Engages & builds suspense:

Just when you think the film is about to draw to a satisfactory close and an definite sequel the film shifts it up a gear.

Haven't seen any or all of the respective films?

Don't worry- neither have I. With only previously watching Iron Man 1 & The Incredible Hulk (I didn't enjoy the latter btw), I wasn't sure if I would understand the characters of Captain America & Thor. Again, I'm glad that this misconception was blown squarely out of the water. The movie is great for first time viewers as each of the characters backgrounds and motivations are succinctly explained throughout- something I found very impressive & neatly done.

Those who had watched each of the characters' stand alone films may have been aware that Samuel L. Jackson's character appeared at the end of each of the films (after the credits) which provided the basis for this movie.

Favourite bit? Without spoiling!

Look out for the Hulk, he's the most humble of the superheroes when it comes time to unleash their super powers and with flipping good reason! You don't have to be a comic book geek to appreciate that when a green, giant & wham mamajama gets angry it can't be exactly a good thing. He has one moment in particular where he shows the evil villain Loki, (Tom Hiddleston) the utmost disrespect. With this being said, any additional info on this would be unfair to those yet to see the movie.

Worst bits of the film?

Well, I cannot say I noticed any continuation errors which would have certainly lost ratings. However, there was a moment where someone should have died much faster than they did which I found unrealistic but easily forgiven when you remember the type of film it is. Other than that the film was great.


So why not a 10/10 rating?


The single reason I cannot award this film 10/10 is Spider-Man. Out of all the superheroes, he was my favourite growing up (if you couldn't tell by the first photo) and seeing how Spider-Man was also created by Marvel in conjunction with being like one of, if not the most commercially successful cinematic releases of the Marvel franchise.


So why the heck was he not in the film? 

I mean the action is set in NYC, Spidey's hometown if I'm not mistaken and he's never even mentioned. In the original Avengers comics, he and Wolverine were included in the team along with some noticeable other characters. Now that I have done my research, I've found out that like many problems in this world, money is to blame...

The rights to the Spider-Man (film) isn't owned by Marvel but rather Sony so as this is a Marvel Studios release, it would have been impossible to get Spider-Man in the film . Besides, Peter Parker has so much other ish on his plate, I would't blame him for being too busy for an Avengers link up. Sadly for me and the other fans alike, I don't think Spidey will make an appearance but then again never say never...

I hope you've enjoyed this review and that I didn't give too much away. Even then it would more reason to watch it for yourself but don't make the rookie mistake of watching it in 2D, films like this need to be appreciated in their full cinematic glory.

Anyways, why are you still reading this? Go and buy your tickets to watch it! After all, Orange wednesdays are always a good shout  ;-)